Go to Hell with your DILDOs!

Have you ever wanted to tell someone “Go to Hell!”? Well if you have and they actually do, they might end up in Michigan. Hell, Michigan to be exact. Hell, Michigan is an unincorporated community about 15 miles northwest of Ann Arbor. In the summer, it gets hot as Hell and in the winter Hell freezes over!.

Over the summer the DILDO pack invaded Hell for a day and what a Hell of a time it was. Hell is not an actual town as much as it is a kitschy roadside attraction that costs nothing to explore.

If you’re looking for a wedding venue, why not get married in Hell? A small wedding chapel serves as the perfect spot for one hell of a wedding.

When the wedding’s over you can pop down the street to Hell Saloon to celebrate.

If you want to show true love in Hell, take a lock to the Locks of Love Bridge. Mark the lock with you and your partner’s name or initials, and lock it tight to the bridge for eternity.

If there’s a special place in Hell for people who love dogs as much as I do, this has got to be it! Hell’s very own Doggie Library.

It’s not the River Styx but Hell Creek that passes through Hell, Michigan. The dogs found it to be a nice place to cool down after a day in the heat of Hell.

The Creamatory in Hell also offers Ice Cream to keep the DILDO Pack cool in Hell.

The gift shop does not welcome dogs that we are aware of. The gift shop was quite small and crowded, so we didn’t try to take them inside. The DILDOs took shifts with the dogs, which does happen occasionally. One sits with the dogs while the other checks out the shop. The gift shop does sell post card. If you choose to mail it from Hell, they will burn the edges of the post card. This gives it the full effect of coming from Hell.

Do you enjoy exploring kitschy places like Hell, Michigan? Leave a comment and tell us of some of your favorite places.

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